Button Boys

Slop Til You Drop: Shovelware, Clones and Cash Grabs

Button Boys

Show Notes

In this week's episode, the Boys scrape up the fetid sludge from the bottom of the barrel to see what absolute slop they can find. From clones to cash grabs, smut to even smuttier smut, they've braved the worst so you don't have to. But, much like their mudlarking counterparts, they've managed to find a few glistening trinkets amongst the detritus.

Elsewhere, the new Patreon Age of Empires playalong has begun, with one of the Boys being left out in the cold. Pierre's been going deep simulation on his favourite WWII game, Glenn's experienced the worst day in Australia that you can imagine and Sarah's been suffering from a bout of morality caused by our future Player 4 guest, Alasdair Beckett-King.

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Games Mentioned in this week's episode:

Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition

Factorio

Hell Let Loose

007: First Light

The Drifter

The Secret of Monkey Island

Grim Fandango

Broken Sword: The Shadow of the Templars

Inside

Deer & Boy

LIMBO

Little Nightmares

Planet of Lana

Lake

Life is Strange

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Alien Invasion: RPG Idle Space

Temple Run

Subway Surfers

Mafia City

BALL x PIT

Anime Feet Boys: The Charm Finder Quest

The Last of Touch

Good Girls: Seduction Starts With a Smile

Librarian: Tidy Up the Arcane Library!

PowerWash Simulator

Sherlock Purr

Comedy Quest

Perky Little Things

The Case of the Golden Idol

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