Button Boys

You've Got to Be F***ing Kidding Me

Button Boys

Show Notes

We've all had those moments. You put down the controller, take a long, measured breath and express your absolute shock/consternation/contempt/awe (delete as applicable) with the phrase, 'You've got to be f***ing kidding me!'

This week the Boys relive their most jaw-dropping debacles. Whether it's realising they can't complete a game because of a terrible decision, treacherous save points, game-changing power-ups or the simple act of a bad throw, you'll find it hard not to feel their pain.

Before all that though, we catch up on their weeks, Sarah's been saddened by a clear statement on the climate crisis through the eyes of James Bond, Pierre's increasingly frustrated by Heavy Rain and Glenn's found himself surrounded by dead bodies and armed only with a notebook and a time machine. Standard Thursday for him, then.

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Games Mentioned in this week's episode:

Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk

The Incident at Galley House

Milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk

Heavy Rain

Type Help

The Rootrees are Dead

Return of the Obra Dinn

TR-49

The Séance of Blake Manor

Hell Let Loose

007 First Light

Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

The Last of Us Part II

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Cairn

Final Fantasy XIII

Final Fantasy XIV

Hollow Knight

Hollow Knight: Silksong

Celeste

Dark Souls

Two Point Hospital

Disco Elysium

Fall Guys

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Balatro

Horizon Zero Dawn

God of War

Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Baldur's Gate 3

Stardew Valley

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