Button Boys

Virtually in Love: Our Biggest Gaming Crushes

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Show Notes

It's time to get all hot under the collar, red in the face, heart a-fluttering and delve into the sauciest episode of Button Boys to date. This week it's all about the video game characters the Boys crush hardest for. From Pokémon to The Sims to a giant alien turtle, the content of this episode would leave Freud foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog.

Speaking of the psychology, Pierre's been locked into the heads of battle-hardened veterans this week as he's struggled his way through the latest Call of Duty offering; Glenn's been doing his best for the Japanese mascot industry; and Sarah's stumbled across a game that couldn't be more out of their comfort zone.

And we get our first letter to the show from none other than Simon Podcast with a genuinely fascinating fact from way back in 2011.

Apologies this week to our video audience, as we're having quite major technical difficulties with Pierre's camera. We hope the fix is not too distracting...

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Games Mentioned in this week's episode:

Mortal Shell

Promise Mascot Agency

Paradise Killer

Dredge

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7

Horizon Zero Dawn

Silent Hill

Atomic Heart

Mass Effect

Death Stranding

Detroit: Become Human

Resident Evil 3

Dream Daddy

South of the Circle

It Takes Two

Streets of Rage

Cyberpunk 2077

Baldur's Gate 3

Hades

Dispatch

Assassin's Creed Odyssey

The Witcher

Kingdom Come: Deliverance II

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Animal Crossing: Wild World

Super Mario Bros.

Counter-Strike

Produced and edited by Ben Drayton

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