The SCARIEST Birth Chart?! SEX, DEATH & POWER — What YOUR 8th House REVEALS! (Yes, YOU HAVE IT!)
AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and AstrologyShow Notes
Horror? Kink? Destruction!? Welcome to the 8TH HOUSE, divas — the most mysterious, scandalous, and downright HAUNTED part of your entire birth chart! This is where we encounter our deepest desires, our most complicated attachments, and the extraordinary experiences that transform us FOREVER. And if you have PLANETS in the 8th HOUSE? Honey, pull up a chair. At today’s Tea Party, Aliza is talking about forbidden passions, ancestral secrets, shared fortunes, psychological obsessions, and the ultimate mystery of existence itself: DEATH! Chilling! So do come in, make yourself comfortable — nevermind the ghosts. The door has already slammed behind you, anyway.
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NOTE: TIMESTAMPS ARE APPROXIMATE (0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party (00:06:37) What are the 12 Houses in Astrology? (00:11:20) The 8th House: Death, Sex, and Transformation (00:26:28) Everyone Has an 8th House (What It Means) (00:29:42) Sun in the 8th House (00:33:03) Moon in the 8th House (00:37:56) Mercury in the 8th House (00:40:27) Venus in the 8th House (00:44:15) Mars in the 8th House (00:47:45) Jupiter in the 8th House (00:50:52) Saturn in the 8th House (00:53:22) Uranus in the 8th House (00:55:35) Neptune in the 8th House (00:57:34) Pluto in the 8th House
So what’s the deal with 8th House? Why does this part of the birth chart have such a spooky reputation? And what happens when YOUR planets occupy this mysterious territory? Aliza breaks down what each placement reveals about your psychological depths, hidden motivations, and extraordinary capacity for reinvention. Plus, she explores the difference between natal placements and planetary transits, and explains why EVERYONE should tap into their 8th House energy. Prepare to descend into the astrological underworld and discover the powerful magic waiting beneath the surface. It's a seriously spooky Tea Party, and we obviously saved you a seat.
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Episode 58. This episode was recorded on October 12, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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