5 Signs You're a Witch — The Top WITCHIEST Placements in Your Birth Chart (Do You Have Any?!)
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Are you a witch?! Maybe you already know the answer. Well, divas, grab your broomstick and birth chart, because Aliza is revealing 5 of the witchiest placements in astrology — and you may be a whole lot more enchanted than you realized.Tea is served …and this one CACKLES!
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What makes a birth chart WITCHY? Aliza explores how the concept of a “witch” — and its negative connotations — speaks to the patriarchy’s one-dimensional perception of women, people of color, and queer folks. Around here, taking back the term is a statement of empowerment! Agency! Autonomy! Then, Aliza goes into the 5 witchiest placements she sees in a birth chart (along with a few bonus ones)... do you have any of them? Whether your magic shows up through intuition, creativity, sensitivity, or simply your refusal to be domesticated, this episode is an invitation to find the witch in YOUR birth chart. Beware; the cauldron is piping hot!
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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party (00:04:19) What is a Witch? (00:13:19) Sign #1: Scorpio Sun, Moon, or Rising (00:20:56) Sign #2: Strong 8th House Energy (00:26:14) Sign #3: Strong 12th House Energy (00:32:34) Sign #4: Pluto on an Angle (00:37:47) Sign #5: Strong Neptune Enery (00:44:02) Bonus 1: Black Moon Lilith (00:45:02) Bonus 2: Mercury in Pisces (00:45:48) Bonus 3: Sagittarius Placements
Episode 54. This episode was recorded on September 25, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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