Progressively Horrified

Alien Romulus (AKA Teenage Vaginal Explosion)

Progressively Horrified

Show Notes

I fucking hate this fucking movie with all the passion I have left in this shell of a body. Ridley Scott cursed us with this franchise in 1979 and it's been slowly killing us ever since.

Who's responsible for this shit? Director: Fede Alvarez Writers: Fede Alvarez with credits to Dan Obannon and Ronald Shusett Stars: Cailee Spaney, David Johsson, Archi Reneaux, Isabela Merced, Spike Fearn, Aileen Wu

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