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Outside Podcast (ft Erin Azar) - https://open.spotify.com/episode/2SK5AmH8lUvTiH4OetTCOb?si=mbgf9wzBQOmGisJ6iz55Nw
Paddy O Sucks at... - https://youtu.be/qeJgFji7MbQ
We kick off this episode by wishing a happy World Rainforest Day before diving into some baffling off-season beach etiquette at the Jersey Shore. From there, we recount a legendary "chaos week" that culminated in four disasters striking at the exact same time: a major panic over migrating ink on a test shirt, a refrigerator hose suddenly bursting and flooding the floor, and a frustrating email officially delaying a book release to next fall. Next, we tackle the current parenting trend of glorifying the "90s summer." The stress continues with a wild story from the bed and breakfast. After a storm knocked out the power while the owner was three hours away at a wedding, Erin had to blindly navigate a pitch-black inn to help confused guests, dealing with dead 1980s flashlights. We are then absolutely thrilled to welcome Patty O'Connell from the Outside Magazine podcast and Outside TV's Patio Sucks At... series for an incredible interview. We dive into his favorite classic sports movies like Airborne and The Mighty Ducks, discuss the gatekeeping in serious outdoor sports, and laugh about scrapped footage, like the time a lack of snow ruined a dog sledding shoot. Paddy also opens up about the FOMO of balancing his freelance adventure career with fatherhood, and he plays a rapid-fire game where he officially confirms that surviving the middle seat in economy and changing diapers are, in fact, sports. Wrapping up the show, we discuss the terrifying nature content taking over our algorithms, specifically the lethal poison hemlock plant and the meat-allergy-causing Lone Star tick spreading across the area. We also examine the bizarre marketing behind a 24-hour underground treadmill ultra-marathon hosted in a decommissioned London tank factory, as well as a runner "bio-modding" his super shoes with ropes and pulleys to try and sprint 40 mph. Finally, our "No Bad, No Sad" segment features a wholesome video of a wild elk playing soccer with a kid in a Colorado backyard.
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Welcome back to NonMembers Only! We kick off on National "Evaluate Your Life" Day as Erin unpacks a genuinely brutal birthday weekend. After attending a devastating funeral on Friday that left her filming brand ads with severely swollen eyes, she spent her actual birthday standing in torrential rain to run a hydration station for the LBI 18 Miler, getting so soaked her sweatpants were falling down. She also shares the hilariously unhinged greeting card her seven-year-old made for her mom after a minor tractor-trailer accident, and recounts the extreme anxiety of her first post-college job at a nanotechnology startup—which ended with her quitting on the spot after the owner screamed at them for opening a door to avoid carbon monoxide poisoning. In sports, we check in on the Pepto Pugskins fantasy football team, as Mike and Erin learn the hidden tabs for undrafted players. We also discuss the Olympic torch traveling to Hawaii in an archaic miner's safety lamp for the LA 2028 games, and formally announce that our highly anticipated trip to the Microsoft Excel Championships has been canceled due to budget cuts—though it's a blessing in disguise. We also marvel at a jump rope champion's wildly fast 30-second speed run and the terrifying flash floods that resulted in zero finishers at the grueling Moab 240 endurance race. In "Erin's Tea Time," we expose the Chinese running influencer who bragged about her Berlin Marathon PR before getting stripped of her time and dropped by her sponsors when photos proved she hitched a ride on an e-bike. We also evaluate a new fitness study proving that simple rest and sleep are just as effective as expensive "dude-bro" recovery hacks like cold plunges. We discuss a grandfather's live WWI artillery shell doorstop, celebrate 61-year-old Donna Jean Wilde's five-hour world record plank, and finally, in "No Bad, No Sad," smile at a wholesome video of 2026 Nobel Prize winner Carl Deisseroth sharing his massive optogenetics award with his ecstatic kids.
Merch - https://nonmembersshop.com/ We kick off the episode celebrating National Farmers Day by debating whether baling hay makes farmers actual athletes, before diving into our lingering disgust over lettuce grown with manure "poo water" . We finally swallow our pride to share the embarrassing origin story of our podcast, which all started during the pandemic when Sam gifted Erin one of Mike's Pizza Pocket Hoodies. In gaming news, Erin explains how she's escaping the "dopamine pit" of unfulfilled fitness goals by playing a relaxing Pokémon game (Pokemon Pokopia) and trying out Pathbound, a fantasy walking app that uses real life steps as stamina to smite hollow pixies. We also discuss Steppa, an app where users bet on hitting their 10,000 daily steps for a share of a $170,000 prize pool. On the sports front, we share a quick "Pepto Pugskins" fantasy football update, lamenting how the autodrafting might not be the smartest thing. In our news roundup, we review the controversial new spectator rules for the upcoming New York City Marathon, which officially ban confetti cannons and unauthorized sponsored cheer stations. We also discuss New York's new high-tech "robot toilets" equipped with a strict 10-minute time limit. Shifting to the extreme, we react to an athlete attempting to kayak 700km down the deadly Congo River basin alongside gorillas and hippos. In the collectibles and marketing world, we applaud the genius "NASCAR Swear Jar" campaign that lets fans guess the cumulative number of driver expletives to win a cash pot, and we marvel at Michael Jordan's $12.2 million game worn jersey being sold by Rob G., the same entrepreneur who recently purchased a Jai Alai league. We also squeeze in a serious health update, as Erin details her agonizing wait for genetic testing results and surgical consultations for her sentinel lymph nodes following a melanoma diagnosis. To lighten the mood, we explore the fun of magnet fishing in rivers for lost trinkets and marvel at the discovery of an 1884 shipwreck recently uncovered on the shores of Nantucket. We also follow up on the dedicated DoorDash driver who got into a severe car accident; his loyal customers have since raised $15,000 for him. Finally, in "No Bad, No Sad," we highlight the wholesome journey of a Japanese man biking from Chicago to LA who experienced the best of American hospitality when a stranger invited him to stay in his home, and a police officer helped push his heavy bike up a steep bridge.
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