Button Boys

Mobile Ports: Phoning It In

Button Boys

Show Notes

Take your phone off silent and pump up the volume on those tinny speakers, it's another episode of Button Boys, the only podcast that guarantees you 10,000 crystals within the next three years.

This week the Boys are putting down their controllers and picking up their phones as they discuss the world of mobile gaming, from fat-fingered frustration to seamless, singular experiences. Pierre freshens up but finds himself unwanted, Sarah gets into ritual sacrifice and Glenn plays a game where you can literally blink and you'll miss it.

Elsewhere, Sarah's finally completed the final instalment of the Uncharted series and has some thoughts and Glenn's been clinging on to his pick of the week for dear life. Shame that can't be said about his bannister.

To follow along with the Button Boys outside the podcast:

Pierre - ⁠You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here⁠

Glenn - ⁠Please Sir, Glenn I Have Some Moore

Glenn and Producer Ben - ⁠The Audience VS⁠

⁠Sarah's Melbourne Show⁠

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Games Mentioned in this week's episode:

Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

The Last of Us

The Last of Us: Part II

Cairn

Baby Steps

Terra Nil

Dorfromantik

PowerWash Simulator

Balatro

Angry Birds

Flappy Bird

Doodle Jump

Fez

Angry Birds Star Wars

Fortnite

Call of Duty: Warzone

Chrono Trigger

Bully

Cult of the Lamb

Hades

Red Dead Redemption

Spiritfarer

Before Your Eyes

The Case of the Golden Idol

Rise of the Golden Idol

Alien Isolation

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Hitman: Absolution

Hitman: GO

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

Disco Elysium

Gibbon: Beyond the Trees

Dream Daddy

Dredge

Stardew Valley

Forge of Empires

Civilization

Age of Empires

Cossacks

Immortality

Octopath Traveler II

Her Story

TR-49

Produced and edited by Ben Drayton

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