Button Boys

Empty Calorie Gaming

Button Boys

Show Notes

This week's topic, as kindly suggested by BirdsNest on the Discord, is the vacuous, time-wasting, mind-numbing empty-calorie games that we just can't get enough of.

As always, we catch up with what the Boys have been up to. Pierre's headed into training against the hard-as-nails CPU in a quarter-of-a-century old game, and Glenn, Sarah and Producer Ben have been off to a very swanky event for a little sneak peek (and sausages).

If you're interested in what the Boys are up to, below are some links to find out more:

Pierre - ⁠You Sit There, I'll Stand Here⁠

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Games Mentioned in this week's episode:

Age of Empires 2

Resident Evil 2

007 First Light

Counter-Strike

Dark Souls III

Cronos: The New Dawn

Silent Hill 2

Dark Souls

Vampire Crawlers

Watchdogs: Legion

Dorfromantik

Nine Kings

Paperclips

Vampire Survivors

Cossacks

Candy Crush

TimeSplitters 2

Red Dead Redemption

Tetris

Disco Elysium

Mixtape

Organic Engine

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