Honey Badger Radio

Conservative men are UNDATABLE, also they're bad in bed

Honey Badger Radio

Show Notes

"That's not toughness. That's just numbness with a flag pin."

Brian and Alison read a listicle explaining why conservative men are undatable, and bad in bed, and work through the reasons one at a time.

Also: the writer's other blog, and what she's doing around other people's teenagers; why virtue signalling about trans people, immigrants and abortions she'll never need is her way of announcing where she sits; and the point at which the criteria foreclose on every man alive, not just conservative ones.

"She's not just talking about conservative men being bad in bed. Any man who can't cerebro his way through her crime minefield is bad in bed. Which leaves her lesbians."

"She only exists in relation to everyone else. That's what she's protecting. So if you can't respect the signalling, you don't respect her — because she is literally her position in the web, and nothing else."

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