Show Notes
Slipped into your podcast inbox like a letter from a secret lover, it's Button Boys Valentine's Special.
This one's for the lovers, not the fighters, as the Boys tackle the topic of romance in video games. From wet kiss noises and star-jump yippees, to deeply complex paramours, they work out which options melt their hearts and which give them a serious ick.
Elsewhere, Sarah's fallen off the quaint, provincial wagon, Pierre's melted his mind with intergalactic meddling, and Glenn's been playing a game so disgusting it's been banned from multiple platforms. It's a neigh from me.
Pierre - You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here
Glenn - Please Sir, Glenn I Have Some Moore
Glenn and Producer Ben - The Audience VS
Sarah's Melbourne Show
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Games Mentioned in this week's episode:
Dorfromantik
HORSES
Terra Invicta
The Last of Us Part II
Stardew Valley
Grave Seasons
Baldur's Gate III
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
What Remains of Edith Finch
One Night Stand
VIDEOVERSE
GoldenEye 007
Final Fantasy IX
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Animal Crossing
Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
Produced and edited by Ben Drayton
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