Show Notes
Why does Denis have to admire every hot man Mark points out, but Mark won’t engage when Denis clocks a hot woman? We start with Mark attempting a pre-show glow-up… only for a leaky fake tan bottle to leave him looking like he’s been splashed with brown sauce. Then it’s straight into a heated debate about street-spotting double standards. After that, we spiral through:
Electric taxis making us feel sick
Dragging bags across London for shows
Classic FM as emergency calming music
Hotel rooms with glass bathrooms (who is designing these and why do they hate love?)
Awkward toilet logistics in relationships and the importance of keeping some mystery alive
Plus: a Specsavers eye test existential crisis, contact lens chaos, and the internet’s current obsessions - Punch The Monkey (the bullied orphan monkey with an IKEA plushie sidekick). Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email [email protected] or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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