Show Notes
"If you like it, listen to it. If you don't, fuck off!"
Thus spake the Cardinal. And the congregation lifted up their hands to him and said "Oh wise and beneficent leader, what maketh you of the one who calls himself Rodgers?"
And the Cardinal laid down his golden mace and leveled a steely gaze upon the multitude saying "He who hath fronted the Free, shall ne'er satisfy the Queendom. Speak to me not of this false prophet!"
Then came a wailing from the faithful, beseeching "But surely your eminence, St Paul of Lambert hath been chosen be the divine!"
The Cardinal paused mightily before decreeing "Yeh, he's not bad. Probably better of with him than another old rocker I reckon."
And the crowd dispersed, happy in such benediction. And lo, they whispered in hushed tones upon the wisdom of The Cardinal.
If Randy were to title this podcast, he’d probably call it “What song did we listen to again?” or possibly “Geez, I don’t remember a note!”
NOTE: Skip forward to 23:57 if wanna get straight into the manifestations and wheel spin.
The music at the end of the episode is the brilliant "Darling of the CBC" from Absofunkinlutely's black album. You can and should go find it out here: https://youtu.be/xP2OhLngxQE
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