Show Notes
Where’s YOUR Neptune? Today, we’re visiting this distant, misty waterworld; welcome to Neptune, divas! Here, you’ll enjoy divine inspiration! Psychic revelations! Hollywood glamour! Spiritual ecstasy! Compulsive escapism! And… who knows what else! It’s hard to see anything through this thick fog! But hey, that’s Neptune for ya. Get lost with Aliza as she hits the dance floor, rocking to the rhythm of the strangest, foggiest, and most mysterious planet in your birth chart. Through the haze, she’ll explain what Neptune means — and, most importantly, what Neptune means for YOU. It’s a real groovy vibe.
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Grab your birth chart, because we’re going HOUSE BY HOUSE to find exactly where Neptune’s strange and sparkling ocean lives in YOUR life. From Neptune in the 1st House through Neptune in the 12th, Aliza breaks down the magic, the mirages, the dangers, and the limitless possibilities of Neptune through each and every astrological terrain. So find the little trident and prepare the kettle, darling.There are no cups on Neptune — but there’s always tea. And today, it’s a bit of a psychedelic brew. Sip slowly!
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(0:00:00) Welcome to Neptune (00:06:23) Neptune: Dreams, Delusions, and Belief (00:09:29) The Strange Discovery of Neptune (00:12:57) Neptune’s Mythology + Villain Origin Story (00:18:24) The Ocean, the Psyche + Dissolving Boundaries (00:22:59) Why Neptune Rules Entertainment, Addiction, Spirituality (00:27:41) Neptune’s Orbit: Making It Personal (00:30:00) Explaining Neptune in YOUR Birth Chart (00:32:27) Neptune in the 1st House (00:35:54) Neptune in the 2nd House (00:38:28) Neptune in the 3rd House (00:41:01) Neptune in the 4th House (00:43:54) Neptune in the 5th House (00:46:38) Neptune in the 6th House (00:50:05) Neptune in the 7th House (00:53:26) Neptune in the 8th House (00:57:10) Neptune in the 9th House (0:59:56) Neptune in the 10th House (1:03:00) Neptune in the 11th House (1:06:21) Neptune in the 12th House
Episode 48. This episode was recorded on September 11, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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