Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Jurassic Prank, BONUS'

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Summary

A peculiar case unfolds involving a series of plush dinosaur toys mysteriously appearing on a family's porch. The recipient, Will, recounts how the first dinosaur showed up in late December 2020, followed by two more, each larger than the last, with one bearing a note addressed to him. Despite his efforts to identify the sender, including reaching out to friends and family, the origin of the dinosaurs remains a mystery.

The investigation takes a humorous turn as the hosts engage in playful banter and absurd theories about the possible motivations behind the gifts, including a potential connection to Will's father, a dentist. They explore the idea that the sender could be a child who had a positive experience at the dental practice, leading to the whimsical gesture. A psychic detective is even brought in to provide insights, suggesting that the gifts stem from a grateful young patient who admired Will.

As the investigation progresses, the hosts emphasize the importance of kindness and the joy of unexpected gifts, contrasting the initial suspicion surrounding the dinosaurs with the heartwarming possibility of a child's gratitude. The case remains open, with the hosts determined to uncover the truth behind the Jurassic prank, while also reflecting on the nature of generosity and the impact of small acts of kindness.

Show Notes

In late 2020, Will arrived home one day to find a small fluffy T-Rex planted on his front porch. No note. No explanation. He didn't think much of it until a few days later, another dinosaur arrived. It was larger. And it came with an anonymous note. And then, a few days later, the third and final dinosaur was planted. This one was so large it was almost the size of a giant adult. Was this a sinister threat in fluff form or a twisted thank you note? For our Patreon peeps... we will invite you to discuss theories and case solving strategies at the next Detective Livestream. So listen, take notes, and join us in the digital case solving room this month. The next case opens tomorrow, September 24th. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding Check out Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and BTS Sound design by @avaud.io See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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