5 Signs Your Life is ACTUALLY Hard, Astrologically
AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and AstrologyShow Notes
Is your life EXTRA difficult? Honey, it’s not in your head — it’s actually in your chart! At the Tea Party, Aliza breaks down the 5 hardest astrological placements in a birth chart; signatures that point to challenging paths that demand growth sans any shortcuts. So are you… cursed? Actually, quite the opposite! Believe it or not, these signatures reveal the bewitching life your soul NEEDED you to experience. TANC! 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Whether your Moon is in Capricorn, Saturn is on your Ascendant, or you were born during a Solar Eclipse, this episode is for ANYONE who understands that things are rarely easy. The journey is filled with bumps and bruises! And that’s okay! Along the way, Aliza shares personal stories about growing up with instability, why some people genuinely do have heavier loads, and — most importantly — how to work with these placements to enhance your personal power… because if you have any of these, you’re a lot more magical than you realize. The tea is hot, so tune in for this medicinal brew; today, self-actualization is served. 🎟️ NYC SHOW TIX: https://tinyurl.com/tea-nyc 🎟️ 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (01:54) Welcome to the Tea Party (03:06) Do You Feel Cursed? (09:57) Capricorn Sun, Moon, or Rising (16:12) Strong Saturn Energy (22:17) Eclipse Babies (32:04) Strong Pluto Energy (39:28) Strong Chiron Energy Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 14. This episode was recorded on May 6, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/
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