Week of Aug 17: INSTANT Virgo Season INTENSITY = You're DONE Playing Games (CHANGE HAPPENS NOW!)
AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and AstrologyShow Notes
Still reeling from last week’s Total Solar Eclipse in Leo? Well, Virgo Season is here — and you may be entitled to compensation. Or, at least, a plan you can actually start to work with. You’re done playing games, and all of us are going to be experiencing a massive energetic shift, which means Aliza Kelly is serving piping hot horoscopes for every single zodiac sign. 🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃 In this brew, Aliza breaks down the real meaning of Virgo — beyond perfectionism, organization, and alphabetized spice racks — exploring Mercury’s powerful relationship with this mutable Earth sign, why Virgo is the zodiac’s master of refinement, and how our daily habits, routines, and practices become the building blocks of our biggest dreams. And after last week’s life-changing Solar Eclipse, this shift couldn’t come at a better time. Plus, a journal prompt, tarot pull, and scalding takes you simply won’t want to miss. Time for tea! 🎃 HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎃 (0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:21:35) Journal Prompt (0:21:46) Tarot Card of the Week (0:26:20) Aries Horoscope (0:29:39) Taurus Horoscope (0:32:56) Gemini Horoscope (0:36:22) Cancer Horoscope (0:38:57) Leo Horoscope (0:42:17) Virgo Horoscope (0:45:40) Libra Horoscope (0:48:57) Scorpio Horoscope (0:51:51) Sagittarius Horoscope (0:54:44) Capricorn Horoscope (0:57:47) Aquarius Horoscope (1:01:21) Pisces Horoscope Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 39. This episode was recorded on August 11, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/
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