CRASHING OUT or LOCKING IN? Plus, The GHOST of Marilyn Monroe! HEXING Your Enemies! The 12th House WINS! (feat. Cogey)
AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and AstrologyShow Notes
You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Cogey — comedian, creator, vintage icon, and (unofficial) Marilyn Monroe channeler. As a Taurus Sun with an Aries Moon, Cogey knows sometimes you simply have to crash out to lock in! So on today’s episode, Cogey and Aliza a complex brew on creativity, being perceived, cursing your enemies with barbarous words, and going viral. It’s all totally normal! 🎟️ HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ Aliza and Cogey explore psychic sensitivity, ancestral connections, and how Marilyn Monroe shows up in her creative practices. Plus, a lucky tarot card promises new opportunities, Casino Daddy Jupiter comes bearing MONEY, and Cogey delivers a stunning transatlantic AstroloTea performance. It’s funny! It’s witchy! It’s giving cross-platform hexes! So grab a cup and get to steeping; tea is served! 🎟️ HURRY! TIX TO OCTOBER TOUR: https://alizakelly.com/events 🎟️ (0:00:00) Welcome Cogey to the Tea Party (00:01:28) Sleeping & Eating: Taurus Sun Things (00:02:47) Crashing Out & Locking In: The Aries Moon Story (00:04:24) How Aliza Curses Her Enemies (Barbarous Words) (00:05:42) Tarot Pull (00:07:39) The 11th House: Going Viral & Being Perceived (00:12:12) The 12th House: Big Feelings & Channeling Marilyn Monroe (00:15:39) Jupiter, Abundance, and Career Predictions (00:18:38) Cogey Spills Hot Tea!!!! Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 40. This episode was recorded on May 13, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/
You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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