Week of Sept 28: VENUS RETROGRADE is HERE! — It's Been 8 YEARS! (What Happened in 2018?! Things Get MESSY!)
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Venus Retrograde has ARRIVED… and your horoscope is SERVED. For 40 days and 40 nights, Venus — the planet of love, beauty, money, pleasure, values, and desire — is embarking on one of the strangest and most magical retrograde journeys in astrology. Your taste might change. Your relationships might change. Your desires might get… weird. And should an ex-lover suddenly appear at your door? DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR. Plus, we're going back to the last time Venus cruised across this stretch of the sky: October 2018. And that is scalding hot.
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But Venus Retrograde is so much bigger than exes coming back. Aliza dives into the absolutely wild astronomy, mythology, numerology, and esoTEAricism behind Venus’ 40-day journey from Evening Star to Morning Star — including its ancient connection to Lucifer, the mysterious recurrence of “40 days and 40 nights,” and the FIVE-POINTED PENTAGRAM Venus literally draws across the sky. Okay, witchy era! Plus, Aliza serves personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs so you know exactly where your own six-week journey of desire, discovery, and transformation is about to unfold. Venus Retrograde isn’t like those other retrogrades, honey. She’s the cool retrograde. The magical retrograde. The WITCHY retrograde. And by the time she’s finished with us? We may never be the same again. Now that’s tea.
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