Week of Sept 14: SUPER INTENSE Neptune + Pluto — It's Been 40 YEARS! (It's a MAJOR MOMENT)
AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and AstrologyShow Notes
Do you believe in aliens? Ghosts? YOURSELF?! Honey, your horoscope is all about this super rare alignment between Neptune and Pluto. This is a major pivot point in a 500-year cycle, and it will actively reshape your relationship with power, imagination, and the future in both subtle and casual cataclysmic ways. The theme of the week is I WANT TO BELIEVE — and honey, we’re all about to get beamed tf up.
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On September 15, Neptune in Aries forms a harmonious sextile to Pluto in Aquarius, pushing a conversation about what happens when our beliefs ignite transformation. This is guiding us back into a series that hasn’t been navigated in 40 years, but today, we’re connecting the dots between spirituality, creativity, and modernity… arriving at one very freaky question: is technology our new God?
Plus, think back to July 25, 2026: that’s when the seeds of this narrative were planted. What were you dreaming about? Questioning? Desiring? Get ready for Aliza to serve personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs; and pay very close attention to the strange ideas appearing at the edges of your consciousness. We don’t need to know exactly what the world will look like in 2032. Right now, we simply need to notice the possibilities. It’s a paranormal brew, darling — and it’s as hot as it gets!
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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew (0:09:17) Tarot Card of the Week (0:29:16) Journal Prompt (0:30:12) Aries Horoscope (0:33:09) Taurus Horoscope (0:35:51) Gemini Horoscope (0:38:55) Cancer Horoscope (0:41:23) Leo Horoscope (0:45:02) Virgo Horoscope (0:48:29) Libra Horoscope (0:51:07) Scorpio Horoscope (0:53:46) Sagittarius Horoscope (0:57:09) Capricorn Horoscope (0:59:40) Aquarius Horoscope (1:02:43) Pisces Horoscope
Episode 47. This episode was recorded on September 7, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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