Show Notes
Did you know that YOU have a high-rolling, risk-taking, pleasure-seeking Casino Daddy living inside your birth chart? No? Well, buckle up, baby, because today we're talking about YOUR Jupiter — the planet of luck, abundance, expansion, wisdom, "one more round" at 3AM — and what it means for you, individually, to embrace this lucky planet. We’re exploring Jupiter in every zodiac sign, including what it means to have a Jupiter Return! Tea is spilled, and you're obviously invited. 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 Together, we explore Jupiter's epic mythology (yes, the one with Saturn swallowing his children), why Aliza lovingly calls Jupiter "Casino Daddy," how Jupiter has shaped major cultural moments throughout recent history, and what Jupiter's move into Leo means for the year ahead. Plus: a complete breakdown of Jupiter through all 12 zodiac signs, including how your Jupiter placement influences your relationship to opportunity, purpose, creativity, faith, and the occasional tendency to overdo absolutely everything. 🌜 JOIN OUR COMMUNITEA: https://constellation-club.com 🌛 🌞 AUGUST ASTRO RETREAT: https://tinyurl.com/aliza-retreat 🌞 (00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party (02:34) Who is Jupiter? Meet Casino Daddy! (05:06) Jupiter in the Zeitgeist (07:56) Jupiter in Cancer (2025 - 2026) (08:49) Jupiter in Leo (2026 - 2027) (11:24) Jupiter as Faith, Spirituality, and Hope (13:18) The Mythology of Jupiter (The Lore!) (19:25) Jupiter in Your Birth Chart (20:54) Understanding Jupiter Returns (23:32) Jupiter in Aries (26:15) Jupiter in Taurus (28:28) Jupiter in Gemini (30:44) Jupiter in Cancer (32:50) Jupiter in Leo (35:48) Jupiter in Virgo (38:24) Jupiter in Libra (40:11) Jupiter in Scorpio (42:00) Jupiter in Sagittarius (44:46) Jupiter in Capricorn (47:06) Jupiter in Aquarius (49:50) Jupiter in Pisces Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast. Episode 26. This episode was recorded on June 22, 2026. ——— You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer and best-selling author Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, eye-opening astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. Follow Aliza on Instagram @alizakelly Follow Aliza on TikTok @alizakelly Watch AstroloTea on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Follow AstroloTea on Instagram @astrolotea.pod Join the Constellation Club, our virtual community for workshops, Coven Meetings, dozens of resources and more: https://constellation-club.com/
You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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