Not In Front of the Kids

The INSANE True Story of How Nathan Was Nearly Abducted as a Kid By A Trafficker!

Not In Front of the Kids

Show Notes

Nathan was almost kidnapped from a supermarket as a child. It's one of those family stories that sounds completely made up... except it isn't.

Before recording, Nathan and Cara also have a blazing row in public that ends with Nathan buying Cara a gift just to get back in her good books.

Then it's onto one of parenting's biggest challenges: discipline.

Do parents secretly believe their children can do no wrong? Nathan and Cara certainly don't. They discuss why they know their own kids can be absolute knobs, Delilah's favourite threat of telling her teachers they've hit her whenever she's told off, and why Nathan pulled exactly the same trick on his own mum as a child.

In The Debate, they argue over whether couples should have sex at least once a week, while Cara insists Nathan needs to earn it by doing more around the house.

Then, in The Courtroom, they decide whether a dad who accidentally left his child behind in a supermarket deserves to be found guilty... or whether every parent is capable of making the same mistake.

PSA: PLEASE check that you have all your children before you leave Sainsbury's this evening.

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