Tea is for TAROT: EVERY CARD, EXPLAINED (Lore! Symbolism! Interpretations! Oh MY!)
AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and AstrologyShow Notes
It’s TEA for TAROT! Whether you’re a seasoned tarot card reader or you’re just getting started, Aliza spills the lore, the method, and her hottest takes on the 78-cards — breaking down the entire deck (every! single! tarot! card!) so you can stop memorizing pictures and start actually interpreting the messages. Tea is served… and this time, it comes with a spread.
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Together, we explore tarot’s juicy history, and Aliza breaks down the architecture of the deck: Wands, Pentacles, Swords, and Cups. We explore the Minor Arcana — the hidden journey from Ace through Ten; and why Pages, Knights, Queens, and Kings make SO much more sense when you stop treating them like random medieval people and start understanding the energy they represent. Then we enter the Major Arcana — the big baddies — and follow The Fool through all 22 cards on one enormous journey. This is tarot like you’ve never experienced it before — clear, direct, and so deliciously esoTEAric!
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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea (Tarot) Party (00:07:58) How I Learned Tarot (00:10:34) Do You Need to Be Gifted Your First Tarot Deck? (00:12:47) The History of Tarot (00:19:12) Understanding The Rider-Waite-Smith Deck (00:23:28) The Four Tarot Suits + Astrological Elements (00:28:21) How to Read the Minor Arcana (00:38:02) How to Read the Court Cards (00:44:48) Major Arcana + The Hero's Journey (00:45:29) The Fool (0) through The Chariot (VII) (00:51:57) Strength (VIII) through Temperance (XIV) (00:57:29) The Devil (XV) through The World (XXI) (01:03:45) Final Tarot Secrets (Hot Tarot Tea!)
Episode 42. This episode was recorded on August 12, 2026. You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip. IG: @alizakelly TikTok: @alizakelly YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@alizakelly Show IG: @astrolotea.pod Constellation Club: https://constellation-club.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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